Pope Francis: God Has Instructed Me to Revise the Ten Commandments (satire)

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[Lucky9teen]

How long before someone notices? **snort**

[Sacajaweau]

yeh right...........

[Responsibility2nd]

In case your forgot - the mods require all satire to be duly notated in the title.

This is satire, right? With this Pope - you never can tell.

[Phinneous]

Sarc? The whole thing?

[dware]

Oh man...I clicked HOPING I would find the proper tag. I think garbage like this should always be marked “satire” in the headline. Now I’m off to pop a blood pressure pill.

[Don Corleone]

Certainly you forgot the /sarc.

[Lucky9teen]

Oh, I did not know that (re: satire in the title). I put it in the keywords.

[molson209]

Bad Popes picking Bad Cardinals picking even worst Popes that Pick even Worst Cardinals etc etc etc

[Servant of the Cross]

John, if I’m not mistaken, you take all kinds of grief for not labeling your threads with “satire”. And yours are actually very good.

[afraidfortherepublic]

Surely this is a satire site!

[Obadiah]

Is this satire?

If not then this Pope needs to be branded an anti-Christ.

[mad puppy]

What is sad to me is how long that hook was stuck in my mouth. In this day and age...I blame everyone except me.

[Pecos]

Based on this morning’s news, I thought this was real. Not kidding.

[Sir Napsalot]

Ha, "living documents" too? The first Latin Pope is nothing but disaster controversial.

[ZinGirl]

true that....I read to about the 3rd paragraph going, “could be satire; could be true”

[immadashell]

Not to worry. When he is done with the first draft he will send it to the Supreme Court for their translation.

[Buckeye McFrog]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but all I can say is.....

HOLY CRAP!!!

[Vendome]

The title gave it away...

[hoosierham]

There will be people tomorrow insisting this is true because they saw it on the internet.

[Alex Murphy]

During his sermon, Pope Francis announced to Christians around the world that God had called upon him, instructing him “to revise the most sacred of texts, the Ten Commandments.” Given to the Israelites by God himself at Mount Sinai, the Commandments include instructions for worship and list several prohibited practices. Pope Francis said Christians around the world are “faced with ever-increasing temptations brought on by the evils of modern society.” The Pope said the updated Commandments reflect the changing times and include some minor rewording of the existing rules as well as the addition of two new Commandments.

I can imagine how much extra time you'll be spending in Purgatory for this!