"Swab your nose every morning with gin or vodka and you'll never get a cold."
This is an old holistic remedy. Today, "science" has discovered the cold virus enters through the nose.
"An almond or two a day and you need never fear cancer."
Cancer is a huge money maker! They've even studied the peach pit, because it's the cousin of the almond. The simple almond can't be patented ($$$), but a medicine extracted from a poisonous peach pit can!
Screw them. Eat your almonds. Put them all on welfare.
Food itself doesn't create heart disease. DIS-EASE does. Food in the system becomes toxic under stress. Never eat when your emotions are negative. Food becomes poison.
Proof? Think about all those you know with heart disease and ask yourself if they live a happy peaceful life, or if they have a stresser in their lives they can't escape (like a constantly complaining spouse, constant irritating noise, never ending financial problems, or a nasty boss).
If the Supreme Soviet Court keeps issuing decisions I will starve to death.
Cordially,