Black garlic ice cream
Black garlic ice cream
In DC, it’s “ass cream”, not ice cream.
I usually sprinkle some hot madras curry on vanilla ice cream...sounds gross, but the two tastes are incredibly complimentary.
DC should have ice cream cones named after politicians.
The Obama: a long slender cone filled with flavorless chocolate that is actually vanilla with brown food coloring in it
The Boehner: a salted (tears) caramel rum cone whose flavor keeps turning to sour lemon
The ValJar: a dark ice cream kept in a vat of liquid nitrogen; five minutes after scooping the cone releases a toxic gas that only kills infidels and capitalists
The Jeb!: a giant hollow scoop of vanilla
The Hillary: the sign lies that it’s a strawberry cone with a tiny blue paper pantsuit on a toothpick. But you actually get a maraschino cherry sorbet (as it melts it leaves “blood on your hands”)
More ideas?
Plain vanilla for me. Thanks.
Jaded Federal paper shufflers, drones and porn surfers are looking for a new thrill. I will pass on the garlic ice cream.
Im-peach-mint.
I recall a cartoon from either the late 70’s or early 80’s and I had looked for it on the web to no avail. In it is a typical ice cream palor but the flavors listed on the sign are Wood, Corn, Liver, and Vanilla and the caption is the salesperson saying to a customer, “We are out of vanilla”.