[Awgie]

Got my day glow spandex, my tiny tires and my aerodynamic helmet. I am a bad-ass! The modern day effeminate Hells Angel. And damn I'm fast! At speeds up to 20 mpg I will take on rush hour traffic, riding in the street with those lazy unenlightened cars. I don't need no stinking sidewalks and pedestrian crosswalks. Hell no! I will boldly go where no sane person can...in the left turn lane of a busy intersection, waiting for the green light,because I'm FASTBIKE GUY!

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Yep.

Reminds me of the soccer dads in their Land Rovers with the brush guards in the front bumper. I guess you never know when you will have to barrel down a rocky gully while being chased by a pride of lions while carpooling.