To: Sopater; Gamecock; Larry Lucido
Jenna Jameson says she has found love ... and God. The former adult film star has revealed that she is converting from Catholicism to Judaism. Why? The 41-year-old is embracing her Israeli fiance Lior Bitton's religious traditions.Priest: Tell me your sins, my son.
Jerry: Well, I should tell you that I’m Jewish.
Priest: That’s no sin.
Jerry: Oh good. Anyway, I wanted to talk to you about Dr. Whatley. I have a suspicion that he’s converted to Judaism just for the jokes.
Priest: And this offends you as a Jewish person?
Jerry: No, it offends me as a comedian.
3 posted on
06/12/2015 10:20:50 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
To: Alex Murphy
Excellent comedy writers - some priceless skits that would rival Carl Reiner/Mel Brooks in the day (Show of Shows?).
19 posted on
06/12/2015 10:42:45 AM PDT by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
To: Alex Murphy
38 posted on
06/12/2015 11:20:11 AM PDT by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: Alex Murphy
Or that waitress that could Not date Jerry
because She’d seen His act !
66 posted on
06/12/2015 1:36:55 PM PDT by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
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