Tough Teddio Brisenio
Preserved poor Roddy’s brain-i-o
His cervical save
Was just such a rave
That they trashed ol’ ElAy
Insteadio.
Very good.
Tough Teddio Brisenio
Preserved poor Roddy’s brain-i-o
His cervical save
Was just such a rave
That they trashed ol’ ElAy
Insteadio.
Thanks for the laugh - now you owe me for a new keyboard for my l/t....
Well done, FRiend!
;-)
Excellent. You’re freerepublics Dr Seuss.
I may have to illustrate this in his style.
Young Barry was eating a cookie
And desperately wanted some nookie
He golfed in a glove
With his friend Reggie Love
But decided to marry a Wookie
When Daddy and Mommy got plastered,
And their shame had been thoroughly mastered,
..They told their boy Barry,
..”Son, we never did marry;
But don’t tell the neighbors, you bastard.”
Continuing with the wookie theme....
Obama had Reggie endeared
From nowhere a Wookie appeard
He asked with a smile
While his mind running wild
Moochelle would you please be my beard
More wookie....
A wookie on elaborate vacations
With visits to palatial stations
When asked with a quip
How she paid for this trip
She replied I just bill all the nations
King Tut Tut
Said the Boy king, `I fear I’ve a funny
Feeling down here in my tummy.’
..`Tut tut’ said Jar Jar,
..I can see that you are
Not a son, nor a Dad, but a mummy.’
