Brain Teaser (break from all the news)

Now | Me

[Blood of Tyrants]

I want to know why the manatees aren’t firing full auto.

[dp0622]

I thought a manatee was like a deer lol. it’s amazing they let me stay on this board :)
we definitely need at least a few light threads a day :)

[Lazamataz]

[wyokostur]

Moose & cheese ?

[HandyDandy]

Roosters don’t lay eggs!!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Even a huge manatee uses magazines in his machine guns, not clips.

Couldn't resist.

[Responsibility2nd]

"Two manatees with lettuce on their heads..."

 

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a manatee with lettuce on its head.

[Lazamataz]

Psychedelic Manatees

[lafroste]

Now that’s not fair! Everybody knows that the answer to ANY question is 42.

[Lazamataz]

Psychedelic Manatees

[Lazamataz]

Psychedelic Manatees

[locountry1dr]

I heard the Psychedelic Manatees once.

Yet no one is concerned about the chickens with the Glocks? They seem to be a nervous type of creature to be trusted with them.

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Someone is going to jump apesh|t pedantic all over you for calling a “magazine” a clip, I said apophasically.”

And that will go down as 2015’s worst opening sentence in a book. The book of course is entitled, “Oh, the Huge Manatee”

[Idaho_Cowboy]

The answer is the bunny with the pancake on his head of course.

[CatherineofAragon]

"The other animals board a train leaving Bolton"

You don't leave Bolton.

Bolton leaves you.

[Rodamala]

I am calling TOTAL BS on this whole thing! Everyone knows that it's 434km between Ipswich and Bolton.

[shawnlaw]

1) Are the machine guns pre1986 and registered in the NFRTR and the manatees have the form 4s and (if held in a gun trust) evidence that they are proper parties to possess the firearms; or arethe machine guns sales samples and the manatees have evidence they are proper parties to possess 2) are the manatees otherwise prohibited? 3) Will the trains pass through a jurisdiction that prohibits machine guns? 4) If the trains travel interstate, did the manatees submit a form 20 informing the ATF of their intent to temporarily leave the jurisdiction?

[Disambiguator]

This is impossible, seeing as it is set in the U.K.

[Vigilanteman]

So disappointing. I'd expect a vanity post from you to include scantily dressed women.

[ken in texas]

DON’T LET THE TRAIN STOP!!