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To: JoeProBono

Give a large pizza, cut it in 4 slices because I can’t eat 8, and let me have a diet Coke.


6 posted on 06/08/2015 8:55:19 PM PDT by umgud (When under attack, victims want 2 things; God & a gun)
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To: umgud
Give a large pizza, cut it in 4 slices because I can’t eat 8, and let me have a diet Coke.

Dieters drink diet pop because it tastes as good as the high calorie pop.

If there was a diet pizza that tasted as good as the high calorie pizza, dieters would eat that diet pizza with the diet pop.

11 posted on 06/08/2015 9:07:36 PM PDT by donna (Polls are mob rule - faked.)
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To: umgud
Give a large pizza, cut it in 4 slices because I can’t eat 8, and let me have a diet Coke.

Why cut it?

79 posted on 06/09/2015 3:58:06 PM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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