[Talisker]

I sense a lingering, smoldering grudge or something, that is eating at you even though you still buy their products.

That's very sensitive of you. I can't tell you how long I've waited for someone who could truly understand. The years of bearing it all alone, the dark nights, the rainy afternoons, bleak walks along the rocky shore...

[dayglored]

Well played. And I didn’t have to add a /sarc tag to help you.