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To: Beave Meister

Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:

* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson’s Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Obama’s Birth Certificate
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton


2 posted on 05/22/2015 6:33:52 PM PDT by SkyDancer ( I Was Told Nobody Is Perfect But Yet, Here I Am ...)
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To: SkyDancer

*Her lying, rapist beard.


5 posted on 05/22/2015 6:37:37 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: SkyDancer
I like those choices. 😂
15 posted on 05/22/2015 6:57:53 PM PDT by Mark17 (The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
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To: SkyDancer

You forgot to add ATC in Africa.


17 posted on 05/22/2015 7:01:22 PM PDT by cpdiii (DECKHAND, ROUGHNECK, GEOLOGIST, PILOT, PHARMACIST, LIBERTARIAN The Constitution is worth dying for.)
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To: SkyDancer

Good ones.


22 posted on 05/22/2015 7:31:13 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: SkyDancer

LOL - my better half also laughed.


25 posted on 05/22/2015 8:10:12 PM PDT by Slyfox (If I'm ever accused of being a Christian, I'd like there to be enough evidence to convict me)
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To: SkyDancer

Very funny lines.


28 posted on 05/22/2015 8:54:09 PM PDT by Awgie (truth is always stranger than fiction)
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To: SkyDancer

LOL!


30 posted on 05/22/2015 10:08:35 PM PDT by jsanders2001
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To: SkyDancer

Dave Barry would say that “Gas Station Sushi” sounds like a neat name for a rock band.

Anyway, in 2017 Hillary is going to waddle into the White House while giving America the finger, and there’s nothing that can stop her.

Bottom line. She is unaccountable to anyone.


36 posted on 05/23/2015 5:03:01 AM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: SkyDancer
seems legit.
37 posted on 05/23/2015 5:14:34 AM PDT by Ouch (No B-HO in 2012)
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To: SkyDancer

Nicely done, SkyDancer!


38 posted on 05/23/2015 5:37:45 AM PDT by doberville
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