[Stand Watch Listen]

Some business/research parks, hospitals place these decoys around the ground. Then periodically move them to random locations. Appears to work.

[JoeProBono]

[radiohead]

I was driving down the street the other day and almost freaked out, thinking a small child was going to run into the street. It was a freaking goose! A big freaking goose!
Scared me to death.

As you may be able to tell, I am a big city slicker and dealing with the wildlife out here in the cornfields can get a little scary sometimes.