To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
05/14/2015 2:33:51 PM PDT by
Scrambler Bob
(an icon of resistance within the oppressed patriots, who represent resilience in the face of SSV)
To: nickcarraway
I wouldn’t trust a Muslim with a knife anywhere my genitals.
3 posted on
05/14/2015 2:34:33 PM PDT by
Paleo Conservative
(Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
To: nickcarraway
Rest for at least eight days? When I was circumcised I couldn’t walk for a year.
To: nickcarraway
But if you are NOT circumcised, does it make it easier to abandon Islam and revert to your former religion?
I know, it’s like the Mafia, nobody just walks away. The initiation rites are pretty severe, and those who know too much have to be silenced.
10 posted on
05/14/2015 2:43:49 PM PDT by
alloysteel
("Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement..." Ronald Reagan)
To: nickcarraway
I knew a kid in grade school, born here, but his mother was from Nigeria I believe. Anyway, she decided to remarry, when he was in the 4th grade, so about 9 years old I think. The man she was marrying demanded that her son be circumcised, so I guess he must have been a Muslim.
If that had been me, I’d have ran off and joined the circus I think!
To: nickcarraway
Can't we all just get along?
In the interest of Diversity, Religious Tolerance, and just plain friendship, I would like to offer Free Circumcision (khatna) to anyone wishing to become a Muslim.
It will be quick. I am well known for my skill with a chain saw.
13 posted on
05/14/2015 3:00:34 PM PDT by
Kenny Bunk
(Hi! We're having a constitutional crisis. Come on over!)
To: nickcarraway
makes sense, these savages never wash
14 posted on
05/14/2015 3:08:53 PM PDT by
telstar12.5
(...always bring gunships to a gun fight...)
To: nickcarraway
And failure to convert also includes circumcision .....
.... of your neck.
15 posted on
05/14/2015 3:12:06 PM PDT by
Uncle Miltie
(we also gave those who wished to destroy space to do that - Baltimore's Democrat Mayor)
To: nickcarraway
Valmikis who had converted to Islam in a bid to prevent the demolition of their homes Sounds like the Vlamikis don't posses any means with which to defend themselves.
16 posted on
05/14/2015 3:28:40 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: nickcarraway
I guess they are trying to give us a tip but, that’s nutz!!!
17 posted on
05/14/2015 3:32:32 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: nickcarraway
As the Red Queen in “Alice in Wonderland” once said, “Off with their heads”.
To: nickcarraway
When they circumsize muslimes, they throw the best part away.
21 posted on
05/14/2015 3:57:32 PM PDT by
IronJack
To: nickcarraway
22 posted on
05/14/2015 4:28:39 PM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: nickcarraway
You won't feel a thing!
23 posted on
05/14/2015 4:38:26 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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