God gave man dominion over all the animals of the Earth, but only horses and dos know it.
To: Kartographer
My genius dog decided there was an axe murderer in the yard at 4 AM this morning.
He was wrong.
2 posted on
05/13/2015 11:31:15 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
("For by wise guidance you can wage your war")
To: Kartographer
When I had the flu last Febuary,our Rottweiler didn’t leave my bedroom for three days(except for bathroom breaks).He just stood guard there until I got better.
4 posted on
05/13/2015 11:35:04 AM PDT by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: Kartographer
Mine keeps furnishing me with proof that she’s a whole lot smarter than anyone thinks.
Like when I tell her to “get out of the kitchen”. She hightails it out of there and plunks herself down in the dining room, 2 inches over the threshold.
Except that I’ve never taught her where the kitchen ends.
To: Kartographer
One of my dogs would fall asleep beside the two paper cups. The other would snatch the treat before it was under the cup. The cats would be demanding each got a treat and have all the paper cups in the pantry shredded in 3 minutes flat.
11 posted on
05/13/2015 11:46:47 AM PDT by
bgill
(CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: Kartographer
I’d just like to know how mine knows it’s me coming down the road. He’ll be out of his house running back and forth when I am way down the road. Thought maybe it was tire noise so I checked that after getting new tires. I think it’s ESP.
15 posted on
05/13/2015 12:57:03 PM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: Kartographer
My dog chases geese. The ones in the air.
20 posted on
05/13/2015 1:43:06 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
("He is a very shallow critic who cannot see an eternal rebel in the heart of a conservative." G.K .C)
To: Kartographer
I have an Aussie, I KNOW I have a smart dog.
22 posted on
05/13/2015 2:04:21 PM PDT by
brothers4thID
(Be professional, be courteous, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room.)
To: Kartographer
My bulldog discovered a burrow of tiny baby bunnies today.
He keeps going outside to check on them, make sure they are OK
24 posted on
05/13/2015 9:27:25 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: Kartographer
It’s not a joke that many animals are angels.
26 posted on
05/14/2015 12:35:20 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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