Posted on 05/12/2015 1:48:47 PM PDT by drewh
She is beautiful in the photo on the left.
Yikes she is 19? looks way older.
Seriously....
at Target?
At 16 she marries a 51 year old guy.
But then “Okay honey. The first thing we need to do is make you look like you’re 42.”
He also played a role in X-Files where he lived under the escalator and chewed newspaper to make a nest to hibernate in for 75 years.
Targhhhhhhheeyyy!!!
Her Dad’s only 47.
Doug was a nice guy when I met him in the 90’s during a promotional tour for “X-Files” (he was in “Toombs” series).
Very funny, fan friendly, and signed whatever we had.
Unfortunately he has been cast as a weirdo in many movies instead of giving him some humorous roles in which I think he would have been very good.
His wife was beautiful as a teenager/young woman. It is a shame that she has tampered with her good looks.
They succeeded.
And just what is a solo sex tape?
On second thought — I don’t want to know.
I believe it means that she was the “Master of her domain”, to borrow a phrase from Seinfeld.
She appears to have had several plastic surgeries on her face, and to have had large artificial objects implanted under her breasts.
The result is not attractive.
masturbation in front of a camera.
The boobs can be explained by the fact that when they got married she was only 16. She could have grown into them. Or them into her. Or something. WOWZAA!
As far as the face. Well, I actually didn’t pay much attention to her face. But as “They” say, She’s not totally unfortunate looking.
I have actually seen her on some show, somewhere, sometime. She actually speaks. Dumber than a box of rocks.
That’s the hardest-looking 20-year-old I’ve ever seen. She looks like she’s 50 and trying to look 40 again.
Just one question: what is it about women these days that they have such problems with their self-esteem that they disfigure themselves with those atrocious, absolutely ugly fake boob jobs?
She doesn’t have much muscle tone for a skinny person?
Solo Sex tape? It talks about it in the article.
“Our modern-day Mother Teresa says she is deciding between an animal rights organization or children with cancer as the benefactor of her hard-earned money.”
Oh wait. I thought it said “hand-earned money”.
I couldn’t check the urban dictionary at work. I was wanting to use the word to keep up with the millenials, but wanted to know how it came about.
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