I'm sure if most of the perps could read and write, de Blasio would have them fill out surveys so they could rate their arrest experience.
Question #1: Did the arresting officer make you feel comfortable by:
A. Offering you a snack or something to drink?
B. Whispering sweet nothings in your ear?
C. Singing you a lullaby because you couldn't sleep?
D. None of the above.
