USC in this case is the University of South Carolina
Second worst job I had in my life was at USC. The inmates don’t run the place, they own it.
There is one guy who somehow is still there that has routinely gotten away with things that would get any normal person in any remotely normal place fired multiple times.I know of him through a friend that knew him when he was fired after several years of direct effort after years of offenses at a place before.
Key a VIP car in a visitor slot that somehow you think is yours after a few days of no one else using it and be seen doing it. Pay for the damage.
Routinely sleep on the job, show up whenever, leave whenever, take multi hour lunches and be seen doing it, lying about it. Still there.
Be blatantly incompetent and inept at fairly basic things and still there.