My God, people, lighten up!
I had to walk home through a sleepy Massachusetts town a little drunk (maybe 16 yrs old ... another time for THAT story) and a cop walking a beat (Yep ... I'm that old) pulled me aside and talked to me and walked me the remaining block or two to my house ... I THINK (but am not sure) he said "it was a good thing your father didn't catch you"
Agree with ya...the cop haters looming now days on good ol FR is nothing short of amazing.