[Bender2]

Gadzooks, Imp-- Just because you are stuck with a forever festering Cut-- ler, doesn't mean... you should cast ill will towards other teams drafting quarterbacks that might actually play well with others.

Cut Impy some slack, Bendy. His Bears will come out of their hibernation... just as soon as the Cubs win a World Series--

Or the Browns win a Superbowl... with Johnny Football.

Damn, Bend-- Why'd ya... have to drag me into this?

Well, since I sprang for this full orange paint job... I expect some rights!

I'm just please as punch that they kept Jerry sedated... until my Boys got Byron Jones!!!

Now, how can they get Tevin Coleman at 60... before Jerry goes on a trading fit?

[Impy]

Well, my Cut-ler is oozing pus.

And the painkillers ain't helping.

But my ire is directed at these players skipping the draft, for skipping the draft.

I mean, they'll go to NYC...

But they snub Chi-town?

Are they saying NY is better or somethin?

"Well, we are better, Impy darling."

Well, F you, Judy! /a