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To: bjorn14

When a blind squirrel bumps into an alarm clock just as it's ringing...

When a blind hog scares a squirrel into a tree, knocks a clock out of the tree, clock lands on hog and breaks;


14 posted on 04/30/2015 4:30:54 AM PDT by BlueDragon (This is the wonder of devotion... I seek the torch we all must hold)
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To: BlueDragon

We are talking about Whore-aldo so the time MUST be 2:40.

(Say it out-loud with your best, heavy, Irish brougue!)


25 posted on 04/30/2015 4:56:14 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: BlueDragon

Time to get a new clock.


37 posted on 04/30/2015 5:36:53 AM PDT by RetSignman (Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
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