Rapper Waka Flocka Flame publicly apologizing to Oprah Winfrey -- saying he's sorry for calling her an "ugly b****h" and for saying he wouldn't f**k her.
Posted on 04/22/2015 1:17:36 PM PDT by drewh
Atlanta rapper Waka Flocka Flame is running for President, and he wants your support.
The artist sat down with Rolling Stone on 4/20, what Flame calls “the best day of the year,” to outline his presidential ambitions.
Some of the planks of a Waka Administration would include: – LEGALIZATION
“The first thing I’ll do when I get into office is legalize marijuana.”
“A blunt a day will take the pain away. Wake up, hit a blunt, go to work, sh*t gonna be okay. You look around, things ain’t looking good, you roll a blunt, sh*t gonna be okay. School work getting too hard; don’t touch the blunt. Think about it, wait ’til you’re old enough.”
– TRANSPORTATION
“Anybody who got feet over Size 13 cannot walk in public no more, they have to take trains, cabs and buses. I don’t want to see big-ass feet taking all the space on the concrete.”
– EDUCATION
“Education is important. We need to start teaching these kids more reality, skills, traits.. (Excuse me, the President been smoking one, you know how that goes).'
– WOMEN’S RIGHTS
“I feel like women got all the rights already, man, what else do they want? My mother was my father and my mother, and she controlled the house, she raised five men, put food on the table, she kept the lights on. Women are pretty tough right now. I feel like it’s not the rights for women, it’s more of a respect thing.”
Waka also announced his running mate, DJ Whoo Kid, who confirmed that the administration’s first order of business would be enacting “unlimited weed smoking.”
As if Hillary didn’t have enough concerns… now enter Waka Flocka Flame!
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Rapper Waka Flocka Flame publicly apologizing to Oprah Winfrey -- saying he's sorry for calling her an "ugly b****h" and for saying he wouldn't f**k her.
Probably a better option than Hillary or Fauxcahontas
Waka Flocka; First Prize Winner of the “How Brain-Dead Ignorant Can I sound in a Three Minute Skype Interview”
Hmm, according to his wikipedia, he is not old enough to run for President (born 1986).
A white slacker like Freewheelin' Franklin will balance the ticket nicely
He *would* be eligible to actually assume office...
*shudders, and twitches*
President Waka Waka...Yeah that sounds good! Why not? It’s all gone to hell anyway!
>> saying he wouldn’t [you know, uncover her nakedness and such]
Wow, I actually agree with Waka Flocka on something.
Vermin Supreme for VP. There’s the ticket.
Sign me up. I was heartbroken when Dennis Kucinich decided not to run but now I feel I have hope. Hope for the country. Hope for the future. Hope that the young people of today will know what I knew as a youth. What a “lid” is and why it should cost ten dollah.
I'd vote for him over Hillary! and Jeb.
I’m holding out for Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho...
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‘Lid’........now there’s a word I haven’t heard......or used..........in a very, very, very long time.......................
I’d rather vote for President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Luckily, we’ll all be dead when that comes to pass...
At least he's a US citizen, unlike our current Indonesian preezee Sumohadiwidjojo!
Sounds better than Jeb or Hillary.
So, do you remember the Cheech and Chong comedy "commercial" whose jingle went "No stems and seeds that you don't need..."? There absolutely will be a real commercial like that in our lifetime but nobody who listens to it will know what "stems and seeds" referred to...
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