[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

A long time ago I punched an old Compaq computer that would have to sit and think for a long time for every little thing it would do. Actually I used to punch it all the time, but on the final time something finally came loose from inside the SOB and it died.

After that I stopped punching computers because I realized it really doesn’t help them work right.

[COBOL2Java]

My wife has gone through several mice. I'd hear her slam the things on her pad when "it wasn't responding fast enough" (yes, it was the mouse's fault). I learned my lesson and now buy her mice from the Five Below store.