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Apparently No One Noticed What This Woman Was Staring at When They Chose Her for Their Label
http://magazine.good.is/articles/pasta-jar-accidentally-highlights-the-importance-of-art-history-knowledge ^

Posted on 04/21/2015 10:39:52 AM PDT by sparklite2



And now for the rest of the story...




TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Business/Economy; Food
KEYWORDS: fail
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1 posted on 04/21/2015 10:39:52 AM PDT by sparklite2
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To: sparklite2

ISIS Brand!


2 posted on 04/21/2015 10:41:10 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: sparklite2

Sooo...

That really isn’t tomato sauce then?


3 posted on 04/21/2015 10:41:24 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: sparklite2

She was just trying to get a-head!


4 posted on 04/21/2015 10:43:05 AM PDT by Batman11 (The orange, weeping, drunk, squishy oompah-loompah and Yertle McTurd-le gotta go!)
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To: sparklite2
I assume that is Judith cutting off the head of Holofernes.

Or Judy, as her friends called her.

5 posted on 04/21/2015 10:44:35 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: sparklite2

She’s kinda hot, if you can get past the whole beheading thing.


6 posted on 04/21/2015 10:44:37 AM PDT by Veggie Todd (The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. TJ)
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To: sparklite2

Was her name Hillary? Do people who vote for her really know what she is doing?


7 posted on 04/21/2015 10:45:07 AM PDT by Purdue77
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To: sparklite2
As another FReeper here said (and I wish I could recall who it was)

The name of that painting is "The Mother-in-Law"

8 posted on 04/21/2015 10:45:31 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: sparklite2

Leave the head, take the cannoli.


9 posted on 04/21/2015 10:46:23 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Tijeras_Slim
ISIS Brand!

Probably not.

This work was an allegorical description of the victory of the Venetians (the Christians) over the Turks (the barbarians) in August 1716.

10 posted on 04/21/2015 10:48:21 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Veggie Todd
Kind'a NUTHIN' !

I'd do her before laz got .... oh .. Hi, honey .... nuthin' ...... FreeRepublic .... OK .... in a bit ....

gott'a go....

11 posted on 04/21/2015 10:49:17 AM PDT by knarf
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To: thackney

Then it’s all good.


12 posted on 04/21/2015 10:49:21 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: sparklite2
"Yes, Spaghetti Again! ...Stop Complaining!"


13 posted on 04/21/2015 10:49:39 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: thackney
That really isn’t tomato sauce then?

"It's okay, Timmy, it's just a movie - and that's not real tomato sauce."

14 posted on 04/21/2015 10:51:13 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Liars use facts when the truth doesn't suit their purposes.)
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To: Batman11

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

15 posted on 04/21/2015 10:53:22 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: sparklite2

“Tomato sauce worth losing your head for”


16 posted on 04/21/2015 10:54:29 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: Verginius Rufus

Funny, she doesn’t look Jewish.


17 posted on 04/21/2015 10:55:47 AM PDT by steve8714 (Election day in Ferguson. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: sparklite2

That's OK, nobody remembers what these two are leaning on, either, when they hang these oh-so-cute "cherubs" in their homes.

18 posted on 04/21/2015 10:56:52 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (Bear His image. Bring His message. Be the Church.)
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To: sparklite2

“For the closest shave you can get!”


19 posted on 04/21/2015 10:57:49 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: thackney
Venetians (the Christians) over the Turks (the barbarians) in August 1716.
Caravaggio died in 1610 - great artist.
20 posted on 04/21/2015 10:59:49 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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