This neighbor's eyes are a little too close to her nose.
“More importantly, what should the police if they were called?”
Tell the old busybody to mid her own damned business?
If true, which is doubtful, I would buy the kid a bugle and a big bass drum. Maybe one of those giant kazoos from the world cup.
Mom needs to start organizing regular play dates in her backyard.
Sadly, there are plenty of sickos in the world who value pets over children. Some of them post on Freerepublic.
“This cannot be real” I tell myself. Then I remember that I live amongst the human race.
Ah...nothing would clear the air quicker than a portable air horn.
Awesome sound.
‘Course some very loud Wagner might do the same and add some art to the neighborhood ambience.
I have a neighbor like that. The solution is simple – – windchimes!
Text was photoshopped on the paper. Very obvious.
I would do nothing at all and ignore the letter. Just continue with my living and let the child play.Sooner or later the person who wrote that letter will do something stupid.
I would send the neighbor a box with a note on it. NOTE says:
Dear neighbor, from the tone of the letter that you sent me I have surmised that you are full of S-—. Enclosed in the box you will find a nice 10 ounce bottle of laxative. I suggest you use it and improve your personality.
This neighbor's eyes are a little too close to her nose.
Sounds like my former neighbor across the street where I lived in 1992.
She would call the police every time I exited my front door.
Bitter old crone, she was absolutely certain that everyone was out to get her.
I bet they got their house for a bargain :>}
The neighbor is cuckoo. I can't believe she even mentions her bird who likes to look into the neighbor's yard. That's voyeurism! Is it a Parrot? does it mimic barking?
Ok, here's what I think happened. Three neighbors or more are involved. Neighbor #B has two dogs. They bark with the giggling child of Neighbor #C. Neighbor #A is tired of hearing dogs bark and confronts neighbor #B. Neighbor #B passes the blame on neighbor #C.
My questions are, what type of dogs are they and are they child friendly. Will they attack neighbor #C's child?
I would tell the neighbor MYOB.
As douchey as neighbors can be, I don't believe someone would ask you to keep your playing giggling child indoors because it's "disruptive" to her dogs and bird who look out the window.
I'm calling BS.
Go to the local postmaster and make a formal complaint for abuse/misuse of your mail box.
Seems to be a noise problem between neighbors.
I posted this pic on my FB feed with the comment: “Cleaning one’s firearms within plain view of the neighbors solves issues such as this:”