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To: MNDude

I had wandered over to the book section in a store, with my husband right next to me. I picked up a book and looked at the back cover, then put my arm around him and said, “You know, dear, what I really like about this author...”

While talking, I turned my head to look at my husband—only to find that I had put my arm around a complete stranger.


11 posted on 04/18/2015 7:22:15 PM PDT by exDemMom (Current visual of the hole the US continues to dig itself into: http://www.usdebtclock.org/)
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To: exDemMom

LOL! I did something similar in the grocery store today. (Thought hubby was right behind me, when it was another man.)

When I was a teenager, I dove off the board at the swimming pool, and came up right underneath the life guard’s chair. As I climbed the ladder, I realized that the bra part of my swimsuit was around my waist.

Quickly fixed; but very embarrassing :-)

-JT


13 posted on 04/18/2015 7:38:14 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: exDemMom
Right after we were married my husband slipped up behind me in the store and patted my bottom.

He came very close to having my elbow connect with a delicate part of his anatomy.

Happily I recognized him and pulled my blow and he jumped back a little.

He decided that surprising me like that was not a good idea.

25 posted on 04/18/2015 8:35:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: exDemMom

That’s hilarious!


34 posted on 04/18/2015 10:29:00 PM PDT by MaxMax (Call the local GOP and ask how you can support CRUZ for POTUS, Make them talk!)
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