[dfwgator]

Messing with BBQ smoke is like putting beans in a bowl of Texas chili. Or putting ketchup on a hot dog. It just isn’t done!

Or using salsa that comes from New York City.

[Impala64ssa]

Reminds me of the ending of Goodfellas, when Henry Hill is in witness protection complaining that “I call out for marinara over linguine, and I get *bleeping* ketchup over noodles”.