I’m game. I will cede the point that the Apple iWatch is not a watch but is instead the Apple nonIwatch. So it is instead the Apple iNailClipper or Apple iGarbageDisposal ?
It’s a wrist computer with over a thousand apps on it ... which happens to also show the time!
I’ve also got a desktop computer that shows the time and I know that’s not a watch! And my iPhone shows the time, and I also know that’s not a watch.
AND ... my iPad actually has some fancy watch faces ... but ... I don’t consider that a watch either. And, by the way, I’m typing on my “watch” ... ummm, no, I mean “iPad” ... right now ... LOL ...