[HereInTheHeartland]

No one wears watches anymore. They are so 1990’s.

[Star Traveler]

Well, if Apple Watch were a watch ... you might have a point ... :-) ...

[zeugma]

No one wears watches anymore. They are so 1990’s.

I must be nobody. Excellent!

I'm not likely to ever get any kind of 'smart watch' though. My watch is plenty 'smart' in that it does exactly what I want it to do (i.e., tell time), and is made of nothing but gears and a spring.