LOL, I understand completely!
What’s worse (to use that word) I’m wearing a G-shock right now. I enjoy whatever “watch” is on my wrist. “Smartwatch”? nah. Like you I have my phone, multiple computers, a radio-controlled desk clock, etc.
Still, love my mechanicals!
I’ve got one of those G-Shock watches, too ... and it’s working fine, but it’s in a drawer ... :-) ...