Ooops--so excited about the alliteration, I forgot to give you the silver medal as the second poster.
A palliative ointment on the palate can palliate the pain of your pal’s palpable pustules and other unpleasant oral ulcers of uncertain origin.
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Even your screen name is alliterative to your post.
Ooops--so excited about the alliteration, I forgot to give you the silver medal as the second poster.