You could, but then there is no double entendre.
since you don’t drink coffee, does that mean you do not require caffeination? I am overly caffeinated this AM. My normal starbucks was out of the coldbrew iced coffee so I had to stop at a diff one, and it’s intended to be a concentrate and diluted by the cup when they serve it, but this guy just poured it in and added ice. Didn’t taste bad esp once I mixed it with my chocolate shake, but dang it packs a caffeine punch and I am kind of percolating in my seat!