How about this one: Actress Anne Hathaway yelling at passing cars in L.A. That's one I'm still trying to figure out. Do the members of Boko Haram drive around L.A. in their spare time? If so and they see Anne there protesting, does that mean they would make a call on their cellphones to other Boko Haram members in Nigeria telling them to release the girls? "My brother, we are in danger. The protesters here in L.A. have waved at my car. Release the girls immediately."