I’d get a goat but it would clean up my land then chew the vinyl siding off my house, chew my cedar fence and wreck my AC pump unit and electricute itself chewing on the wires.
I had one when I was a kid and it rammed me off the garage roof!
Got up there by the wood pile.
“I had one when I was a kid and it rammed me off the garage roof!”
Me too. The thing followed me around like a dog. My grandfather turned his back on it once, then he never did it again. Man did he nail the poor old guy.