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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day.
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:09:17 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Lucky9teen
I just saw that exact episode of “Twilight Zone” the other night!
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:10:19 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(Its the Sixties all over again, but with crappy music...)
To: Lucky9teen
"Run Joe Run!!"
To: Lucky9teen
Obama is what the kids are frightfully screaming about. Obama is using bees as cover.
To: Lucky9teen
Robert A. Heinlein's crazy years.
Not quite as bad as he predicted, but there is still time yet.
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:15:14 AM PDT
by
fireforeffect
(A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:18:44 AM PDT
by
Paul46360
(..)
To: SERKIT
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:25:50 AM PDT
by
RetSignman
(Obama is the walking, talking middle finger in the face of America)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:27:16 AM PDT
by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: mykroar
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:28:52 AM PDT
by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:29:29 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
To: Lucky9teen
The other day, while at the mall, I saw four gorgeous ladies about my age...
Wanting to be nice, I said good morning to them. Not one of them even looked at me.
It was...
.
.
(Wait for it)
.
.
A QUADRUPLE BYPASS!!!!
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:29:54 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Lucky9teen
Watching the media spin up the narrative on Hillary Clinton is like someone introducing you to your ex-wife at a party.
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:30:10 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: JRios1968
An old Amish guy was sitting with his son. He watched an elderly lady push a button on a door. The door opened and the lady went in and the door closed. He asked someone about it and they said “It’s an elevator”. Just then, the door opened and a beautiful blonde strolled out. The Amish man turned to his son and said “Boy, go get your momma. I want her to try that elevator”.
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:35:15 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:35:37 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: SERKIT
"Well, you know. ...these ISIS Terrorist would be like soooo much more peaceful if they had, you know, jobs or something. ...it would be like totally awesome dudes!"
To: ShadowAce
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:36:49 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Heartlander
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:38:11 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: TexasCajun
Well that’s one way to get him to shut up.
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:38:50 AM PDT
by
Godzilla
(3/7/77)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
04/10/2015 6:40:46 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
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