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Manchurian lumberjack first Chinese to be abducted by aliens, has sex in mid-air
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Posted on 04/09/2015 7:45:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: MCF
Well...at least he wasn’t forced into a Manchurian weight loss program.
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posted on
04/09/2015 10:14:59 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
Guess I better join a chess club!
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posted on
04/09/2015 10:19:15 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: matt1234
It says “braids” — not “weaves”
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posted on
04/09/2015 10:19:57 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: momtothree
Yeah, right... dang, even with alien sex stories.. some guys like to exaggerate. :)
LOL
To: moovova
Now that I read about the braided hair on the inner thighs I wonder if those girls we spoke of yesterday were really Serbian or Russian or ... ?
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posted on
04/09/2015 10:35:15 AM PDT
by
shibumi
("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
To: Salamander; TheOldLady
And with braided inner thighs, the score is for sure.
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posted on
04/09/2015 10:41:00 AM PDT
by
shibumi
("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
To: Salamander
Ok, alright, here it is ...
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posted on
04/09/2015 10:43:04 AM PDT
by
shibumi
("Vampire Outlaw of the Milky Way")
To: BenLurkin
OH NO! Now they're gonna want marriage rights, too!
"Bake us a cake..." 😑👽 "NOOOO!" 😨
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posted on
04/09/2015 11:32:45 AM PDT
by
Grateful2God
(Because no word shall be impossible with God. And Mary said: Behold the handmaid of the Lord...)
To: BenLurkin
I thought the punchline to the “I had sex with an alien” joke was “she darn near twisted my ears off!”
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posted on
04/09/2015 11:53:19 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
To: Charles Henrickson; martin_fierro; BenLurkin
Straddling him was 10-foot-tall alien with six fingers "With Six, You Get Alien-Egg Roll."
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posted on
04/09/2015 11:54:17 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Manchurian Candy-date)
To: shibumi
“...the braided hair on the inner thighs...”
I like a woman that likes to look good for her man.
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posted on
04/09/2015 12:16:03 PM PDT
by
moovova
To: Farmer Dean
Hey now. Don't trust everything you've assumed about the ladies in Poland. The food there is bland but not so much the women.
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posted on
04/09/2015 12:27:38 PM PDT
by
katana
(Just my opinions)
To: katana
Ahh, Weronika Rosati! Niewinna!
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posted on
04/09/2015 12:31:24 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: matt1234
Zhaoguo, using pen and paper, produced a being that closely resembled the “Michelin Man,”To prevent alien abduction, I advise all FReepers to use Pirelli or Dunlop tires. No use takin' chances. BTW, KUMHO tires are actually made by aliens.
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posted on
04/10/2015 8:06:39 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Still complaining about Obama? You ain't a thinker. Just a sore loser.)
To: RinaseaofDs
.... and how many Zanax today?
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posted on
04/10/2015 8:08:03 AM PDT
by
Kenny Bunk
(Still complaining about Obama? You ain't a thinker. Just a sore loser.)
To: Kenny Bunk
“.... and how many Zanax today?”
Only 4, but it’s early.
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