And with braided inner thighs, the score is for sure.
Posted on 04/09/2015 7:45:13 AM PDT by BenLurkin
China may not be a UFO hotspot but one former Manchurian lumberjack not only believes in the existence of UFOs and alien beings, he claims that he had sex with one and will one day be the father of a half-alien child. The encounter occurred over two decades ago and Meng Zhaoguo now works at a university. And everybody knows who he is -- the first Chinese citizen to be abducted by aliens.
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The gist: Meng Zhaoguo, working as a lumberjack in northeastern China, saw what he thought was a helicopter crash in 1994 in the Dragon Mountains and went to investigate, hoping to be able to salvage something from the wreckage. He was able to see the crash site but was then rendered unconscious by something that hit him in the head. He made it back to his home and to his bed but could not remember how he got there.
A couple days afterward, he awoke to find himself hovering above his bed, his wife asleep beside him. Straddling him was 10-foot-tall alien with six fingers. The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs. Zhaoguo claimed to have had sex with the alien for 40 minutes. The alien would disappear through the wall of the house afterward.
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Well...at least he wasn’t forced into a Manchurian weight loss program.
Guess I better join a chess club!
It says “braids” — not “weaves”
Yeah, right... dang, even with alien sex stories.. some guys like to exaggerate. :)
Now that I read about the braided hair on the inner thighs I wonder if those girls we spoke of yesterday were really Serbian or Russian or ... ?
And with braided inner thighs, the score is for sure.
"Bake us a cake..." 😑👽 "NOOOO!" 😨
I thought the punchline to the “I had sex with an alien” joke was “she darn near twisted my ears off!”
"With Six, You Get Alien-Egg Roll."
“...the braided hair on the inner thighs...”
I like a woman that likes to look good for her man.
Ahh, Weronika Rosati! Niewinna!
To prevent alien abduction, I advise all FReepers to use Pirelli or Dunlop tires. No use takin' chances. BTW, KUMHO tires are actually made by aliens.
.... and how many Zanax today?
“.... and how many Zanax today?”
Only 4, but it’s early.
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