Manchurian lumberjack first Chinese to be abducted by aliens, has sex in mid-air

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[BenLurkin]

China may not be a UFO hotspot but one former Manchurian lumberjack not only believes in the existence of UFOs and alien beings, he claims that he had sex with one and will one day be the father of a half-alien child. The encounter occurred over two decades ago and Meng Zhaoguo now works at a university. And everybody knows who he is -- the first Chinese citizen to be abducted by aliens.

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The gist: Meng Zhaoguo, working as a lumberjack in northeastern China, saw what he thought was a helicopter crash in 1994 in the Dragon Mountains and went to investigate, hoping to be able to salvage something from the wreckage. He was able to see the crash site but was then rendered unconscious by something that hit him in the head. He made it back to his home and to his bed but could not remember how he got there.

A couple days afterward, he awoke to find himself hovering above his bed, his wife asleep beside him. Straddling him was 10-foot-tall alien with six fingers. The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs. Zhaoguo claimed to have had sex with the alien for 40 minutes. The alien would disappear through the wall of the house afterward.

[cripplecreek]

I’m a Manchurian lumberjack and I’m OK.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Braided hair on her inner thighs.”

Sometimes it’s the little details that help convince (or not convince). He couldn’t have imagined THAT, could he? /S

[dfwgator]

He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok....

[Zathras]

I don’t even know where to start on this one.
“...braided hair on her inner thighs...”
Ewww

[SpinnerWebb]

Maybe it was two Jamaican chicks with dreadlocks...

[concerned about politics]

The alien had braided hair on her inner thighs.

Uh.....what?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Jackyl - The Lumberjack song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

[Klemper]

When did it become okay in our society, to mix Monty Python and the X-Files! We are doomed!

[Alex Murphy]

Elaine: As I told my husband, it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn. I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind-control device, because he forced me to follow him to his room. And that's where he told me about the end of the world.
Peter Venkman: So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn in Paramus?
Elaine: It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room at the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure about that, Peter.
Peter Venkman: Of course not - and that is the whole problem with aliens. You just can't trust them. occasionally you meet a nice one - Starman, E.T. - but usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard!

[Darksheare]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg

[dowcaet]

Dude was with Bigfoot’s sister?

[tanknetter]

Braided hair or ... braided TENTICLES?????

[cripplecreek]

[momtothree]

“... claimed to have sex with the alien for 40 minutes”.

Yeah, right... dang, even with alien sex stories.. some guys like to exaggerate. :)

[csvset]

Did this guy have a habit of eating mushrooms he found in the woods?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I admit that I just read the headline. I hate to spoil it by reading the article. To me the headline says it all.

[Larry Lucido]

The Manchurian sounds like he was a good candidate.

[dowcaet]

The Chinese must be doing something special with Viagra these days.

[Kenny Bunk]

Most amazing part of this story?

The Chinaman's Wife Believed Him!