Posted on 04/02/2015 11:34:23 AM PDT by blueunicorn6
It is clear to me that many of my fellow Americans have no clue as to what homosexuality is and what it is exactly that makes a person a homosexual. In the interest of clearing up some really rather large misconceptions, I have devised this simple test.
WARNING! Sexually explicit material.
1. You are a male homosexual if you:
A. Love your brother. B. Are a really nice guy. C. Are creative and like musicals. D. Are afraid of asking out a female. E. Willingly put another male's penis in your mouth or anal canal.
The correct answer is E.
2. You are a female homosexual if:
A. You are a really nice girls PE teacher. B. Live in a house with another female. C. Are not asked out on dates with males. D. Like cats and holding hands in front of the fireplace. E. Willingly have other females sexually stimulate your vagina.
The correct answer is E.
If you selected answers A-D on either question, then you are ignorant or kidding yourself.
Homosexuality is an act. It is not a physical trait like skin pigmentation.
It is not "just about love". It is a behavior. No male is born with another male's penis in his mouth.
Agreed, which is why everyone was ok w/the repeals.
Those laws, however, were intended to outlaw homosexuality, but that could not be done directly since “being homosexual” was not conduct.
Short of creating a test tube Frankenstein, a gay couple will NEVER be able to have children together.
Frank invites you to lunch. Asks if he can push your stool in.
I’m of the same opinion if only for the reason that if the homo crowd is occupied full-time playing defense, they can’t play offense.
Too many don’t understand that their goal was persecuting Christians, and all the demands along the way were simply
“at what point are they going to resist so we can bring the State down on them?”
Andrew Dice Clay said it a long time ago. You either suck !%@@, or you don’t suck !%@%.
I was with my kids. I wanted to make sure they never, ever fell for the "it's love like any other" CRAP.
I made absolutely sure they knew exactly what it was, how it often progresses to sadomasochism, because same sex sex cannot never satisfy the need to be whole.
I also added the overuse of antibiotics and why they need them, their diseases, as well as the stories of objects removed from homosexual males in the emergency rooms (my sister in law is a nurse).
I left nothing out. Now they know exactly what these people are. I carefully and lovingly made sure they'd never forget what I explained to them.
The public schools should be teaching Americas children what I taught mine so they wouldn't fall into the pit of hell and destroy their young lives before they had a chance to grow up and live a happy, normal life - and have a wonder little family of their own someday.
What consenting adults do in their bedroom isn't any of our business. I may not understand it, or wish to understand it, but big government is a much bigger evil than two homos doing their thing.
What if a Hermaphrodite was in a relationship with another Hermaphrodite.
What are the qualifying standards for them? /s
I’m waiting for one of the owners of these small retail businesses getting sued for refusing service declares themselves innocent because they are gay.
How do you prove that someone is gay other than through a consensual sexual act between another member of the same sex? Is the court going to demand you have sex with another member of the same sex and will they appoint a special observer?
Incorrect. It was decided in 2003 by SCOTUS. In a set-up situation, a couple of gays flaunted their relationship in order to get arrested, already intending to work with allies to drive the case all the way to the Supreme Court:
Those laws were ruled unconstitutional over a decade ago. Even if that ruling was incorrect, as a practical matter, those laws aren't coming back.
I thought he was being quite restrained. There are plenty of other acts, such as "felching" and "tossed salad" that he didn't mention.
Their depravity knows no bounds.
What bow?
>>Actually I think specifics is whats needed. <<
Many agree with you — maybe I am just too squeamish.
There is a bow in that pic?
What bow?
I guess it could depend on if someone is the pitcher or the catcher
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