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This article is full of win.

My favorite part:

“Police threatened even more physical injury should he refuse to surrender.

“You can come out of the closet or you can be bit by my dog,” one officer reportedly told him.”

I bet by that point the police puppy was reared up like like a bucking horse and ready to par-tay.

[KeyLargo]

“You can come out of the closet or you can be bit by my dog,” one officer reportedly told him.”

I bet by that point the police puppy was reared up like like a bucking horse and ready to par-tay."