[Texas Eagle]

I don’t believe him. How could it have nine feet, but only two legs?

Don't be obtuse. You know darn well it could have feet growing out of its knees and ankles. Why do people have to make a mockery of these things?

[rightwingcrazy]

I may be obtuse, but that still only adds up to 8 feet. Where’s the last one go?

[Jack Hydrazine]

“Don’t be obtuse. You know darn well it could have feet growing out of its knees and ankles. Why do people have to make a mockery of these things?”

Don’t mock Cankles!

[Jeff Chandler]

You know darn well it could have feet growing out of its knees and ankles.

Lord knows what other "extras" it had growing?!

[Grimmy]

Actually, iirc, this particular alien was sporting the “under-carriage mechanic modification package”.

That package provides a foot for each buttocks, one over each kidney, one behind each shoulder and one on the back of the head.

It’s meant to make it much easier to get under vehicles to do the maint and such.

All it really does, though, is add lots more toes to stub.