You didn’t include women..
You sexist.
I was keeping some of the best ideas for myself.
I’m going to open a python only restaurant that has as it’s left wing “themed” wait staff black, muslim, lesbian, vegans that will accuse you of hating all of the above when you order.
Everyone will eat in the complete dark out of a bowl on the floor while nude so they get the complete food experience.
I’ll make a fortune before the idiots figure out they are idiots.