[Texas Eagle]

Two guys are walking along a dog beach when one of them gets bit by a rattlesnake. The guy goes into shock and becomes uncounscious.

His friend calls a doctor on his cell phone and frantically tells him the story and in hysterics says, "I think my friend is dead! I think my friend is dead!"

The doctor says, "Easy, easy. First, we have to make sure he's dead."

The doctor then hears a gunshot over the phone.

The friend says, "Okay. Now what?"

[moehoward]

Now that was a good one.