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1 posted on 03/03/2015 6:41:54 AM PST by SeekAndFind
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It sounds like he was very lucky. Prayers for his recovery.


2 posted on 03/03/2015 6:43:30 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: SeekAndFind

Gas? Bathroom? The punch lines write themselves.


3 posted on 03/03/2015 6:44:04 AM PST by IronJack
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To: SeekAndFind

Sounds like Lethal Weapon scenario.................


4 posted on 03/03/2015 6:46:23 AM PST by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: SeekAndFind

That hadda hurt.


8 posted on 03/03/2015 6:50:39 AM PST by b4its2late (A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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To: SeekAndFind

That must have been one heck of a bad bean burrito.


9 posted on 03/03/2015 6:51:57 AM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: SeekAndFind

he woke up to the smell of GAS ... so he turned on a light??

did we forget why gas has an odor?? (it’s naturally odorless, if you didn’t know)


12 posted on 03/03/2015 7:00:37 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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Kurt Wagner? BAMPF! ‘Nuff said.


14 posted on 03/03/2015 7:05:05 AM PST by BudgieRamone (Everybody loves a bonk on the head.)
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To: SeekAndFind
Too easy,

15 posted on 03/03/2015 7:09:24 AM PST by McGruff (Maybe my comments were too nuanced for you)
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To: SeekAndFind; JoeProBono; dfwgator

16 posted on 03/03/2015 7:10:26 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: SeekAndFind

“I said ‘Bud Light’”


20 posted on 03/03/2015 7:53:10 AM PST by dfwgator
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Something like this happened to my Great-Grandmother when I was young.

She lived in a cottage behind my grandparents. The heat was propane. It burped and the pilot light went out, then the refrigerator made a spark.

Fortunately for her, the door to the bedroom was closed. The explosion blew the front door out of the frame, turned it around and made it where you could open the door into the ground.

In her bedroom, the plaster was blown off the wall in a circle around her bed. The rest was held up by a picture of Jesus on the wall.

Years later, I lived in the cottage. The picture of Jesus was still hanging on the wall. When I moved out, I took the picture with me. Still have it too. I’m looking for a place on the boat to hang it.


30 posted on 03/03/2015 9:58:15 AM PST by Conan the Librarian (The Best in Life is to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and the Dewey Decimal System)
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