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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 02/27/2015 4:22:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/27/2015 4:27:08 AM PST
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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posted on
02/27/2015 4:31:02 AM PST
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exit82
("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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posted on
02/27/2015 4:36:26 AM PST
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Shimmer1
("It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." Voltaire)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/27/2015 4:44:49 AM PST
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al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: Lucky9teen
I went paperless 10 years ago. Today my desk is covered with more paperwork than I’ve had in my entire life. Reason being: my wife didn’t, and has run out of space on her own desk.
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posted on
02/27/2015 4:50:20 AM PST
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Egon
(RIP, Harold Ramis. The world is less funny with your loss.)
To: Lucky9teen
The Navy has decided to depart from tradition, instead of Naming a USN Barak Oboama, they will call it the USN Insipid.
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:10:25 AM PST
by
verga
(I might as well be playing Chess with a pigeon.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:30:38 AM PST
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ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
My family has always whipped out photo albums from days gone by.
I still have alot of photos.
My kids... how will they whip out a photo album of the vacation 15 years ago?
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:31:43 AM PST
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:33:45 AM PST
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: left that other site
Top Eleven!
Woo Hoo!
It's Better Than Ten!
ML/LTOS
(El Kabong)
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:37:50 AM PST
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:41:00 AM PST
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
To: Lucky9teen
Then, why do so many iPads and androids end up in the toilet?
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:43:58 AM PST
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TomGuy
To: Lucky9teen
TOP TWENTY!!!!
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posted on
02/27/2015 5:53:52 AM PST
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Rummyfan
(Let us now try liberty)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/27/2015 6:24:56 AM PST
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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posted on
02/27/2015 6:39:48 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What do Eskimos get for sitting on ice too long? Polaroids.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
02/27/2015 6:41:08 AM PST
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TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
02/27/2015 6:41:28 AM PST
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TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Lucky9teen
A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob...... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt,....... and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto spell!
It should read "wifi, not "wife..."
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posted on
02/27/2015 6:46:26 AM PST
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TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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