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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 02/27/2015 4:22:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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1 posted on 02/27/2015 4:22:42 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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Happy TOFST !!


2 posted on 02/27/2015 4:26:55 AM PST by TexasCajun
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3 posted on 02/27/2015 4:27:08 AM PST by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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Top Ten!


4 posted on 02/27/2015 4:31:02 AM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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Wow, I’m up early!


5 posted on 02/27/2015 4:36:26 AM PST by Shimmer1 ("It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." Voltaire)
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6 posted on 02/27/2015 4:44:49 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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I went paperless 10 years ago. Today my desk is covered with more paperwork than I’ve had in my entire life. Reason being: my wife didn’t, and has run out of space on her own desk.


7 posted on 02/27/2015 4:50:20 AM PST by Egon (RIP, Harold Ramis. The world is less funny with your loss.)
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The Navy has decided to depart from tradition, instead of Naming a USN Barak Oboama, they will call it the USN Insipid.


8 posted on 02/27/2015 5:10:25 AM PST by verga (I might as well be playing Chess with a pigeon.)
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Top 10...maybe.


9 posted on 02/27/2015 5:30:38 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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My family has always whipped out photo albums from days gone by.
I still have alot of photos.
My kids... how will they whip out a photo album of the vacation 15 years ago?


10 posted on 02/27/2015 5:31:43 AM PST by envisio (Its on like Donkey Kong!)
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Good Morning!


11 posted on 02/27/2015 5:33:45 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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Top Eleven!







Woo Hoo!

It's Better Than Ten!

ML/LTOS
(El Kabong)


12 posted on 02/27/2015 5:37:50 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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TOP 15!?!?


13 posted on 02/27/2015 5:41:00 AM PST by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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Then, why do so many iPads and androids end up in the toilet?


14 posted on 02/27/2015 5:43:58 AM PST by TomGuy
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TOP TWENTY!!!!
15 posted on 02/27/2015 5:53:52 AM PST by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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16 posted on 02/27/2015 6:24:56 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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TOP 20!


17 posted on 02/27/2015 6:39:48 AM PST by Monkey Face (What do Eskimos get for sitting on ice too long? Polaroids.)
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Top 20!


18 posted on 02/27/2015 6:41:08 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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LMAO!!!


19 posted on 02/27/2015 6:41:28 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob...... I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.

I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around...... In fact, probably more than you.

I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.

I can no longer live with the guilt,....... and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.

The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn auto spell!

It should read "wifi, not "wife..."

20 posted on 02/27/2015 6:46:26 AM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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