[Red Badger]

It’s trapped between Mars and Venus with US and our Moon causing depressions in the fabric of space-time making it roll around like a pin ball................

[Kenny Bunk]

Come along quietly now, Badger.
I've stuck with you through some fantastic stuff, but this "Cruithne" needs to be "walked back" to the American Legion bar.

"Cruithne" ..... I have on reliable authority, is an elaborate pre-St. Patrick's Day hoax, is it? Fell off the planet "Diesel," did it? Made of Green Cheese?

"Trapped between Mars and Venus," or astronomer tries hand at soft porn novel? Come to think of it, there was a girl from McKees Rocks named Cruithne, her old man ran a b........

But thank you for your accurate depiction of the Obama Administration, i.e.:
.....depressions in the fabric of space-time making it roll around like a pin ball................