“A tatoo is a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.” a grandma somewhere
“A scar is a tatoo with a better story behind it.” Me. Plenty of scars, no need for tatoos.
Really love Danielle on American Pickers, but would love to know her story on how messed us she was when she got them all......
Fact: the more tatoo’s a woman has, the more likely she’ll jump in bed with you on the first date.........thus, they are a huge red flag that she’s likely got some diseases you don’t want.........
Happily married to world’s most wonderful woman for 42 years......
If you’ve been happily married 42 years, how do you know that women with tattoos will be likely to jump in bed on a first date?
There’s a whole group of women, like Danielle from American Pickers, who have professionally done tattoo sleeves and dress in retro styles. I forget what they call themselves (Rockabilly?), but slutty is definitely not it. Those sleeves are created by experienced artists and cost a ton of money (and take a ton of time).
And technically, you can’t get a professionally done tattoo when you’re “messed up”. You’ll be tossed out of any legit tattoo shop.