Can Russia control the weather? ...CIA fears hostile nations are triggering floods and droughts

UK Daily Mail ^ | 2/15/2015 | Fiona Mccrae

[EBH]

A new experiment called the Charged Aerosol Release Experiment (CARE) employs the release of dust in the upper atmosphere to form a dusty plasma in space. Two solid rocket motors strapped side-by-side in opposition will provide a pin-wheel high speed dust dispenser for the CARE experiment. A spherical dust cloud will form as a radial expansion around the CARE dust release module. The release will occur between 200 and 250 km altitude in the F-region where the 10 to 1000 nm diameter particles will become charged by electron attachment. As the charged dust particle stream through the ionosphere, plasma irregularities will be produced by streaming and fluid plasma instabilities. The plasma turbulence will driven by large electric fields at the surface of the cloud resulting from the separation of unmagnetized negatively charge dust from the background positive ions which are tied to magnetic field lines.

http://adsabs.harvard.edu/abs/2008cosp...37..261B

[dfwgator]

Oh noez, Russia got their hands on the Rove Weather Machine.

[Ray76]

http://www.cnnstudentnews.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0107/21/smn.15.html

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The biggest killer of mankind

Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping!

To get onto The Nut-job Conspiracy Theory Ping List you must threaten to report me to the Mods if I don't add you to the list...

[Tupelo]

I don’t know if they can control the weather or not. But if the can, they sure got it right here. High near 80 today.
Bring it on.

[infool7]

Bwa Ha Ha Ha... Tom Skilling has been doing this for years from Fermi Lab in Batavia. You think Jeffry was the evil one but beneath that jovial exterior lurks the heart of a diabolical genius... (more maniacal laughter)

Just kidding, Tom is really very kind hearted but I wouldn’t be surprised if he doesn’t actually control the weather around here.

[EBH]

My start is a sunny -17F.

[bmwcyle]

Cloud seeding for temporary controlling the weather has been around since 1950’s or sooner. Man can effect the weather for a short time. What advances in the science are not shared for the early days. Weather control has been around a while.

[OKSooner]

Okay... I was wondering how it was all going to fall into place with the precious bodily fluids... now it makes perfect sense.

Thanks for helping...

[OKSooner]

Who you calling a nut case? I’m looking out the window right now and I can see them. :)

[Mark17]

There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!

Don't forget to mention, that something caused the Aswan dam to leak too. 😇

[molson209]

Russia has Snow up to their eyeballs and Freezing their Butts off , controlling the weather ? LOL

[PoloSec]

Now the CIA (Communist International Agency) is fighting Russia for control of the communist agenda, so desperate are they to win they will float even the most ridicules of conspiracy theories.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!

I'll see your Unified Conspiracy Theory and raise you one can of anchovies;

This is the story of a young couple in Portland, Maine

While waiting for her husband Don
To return home from work, she reaches for a can of anchovies
As she spreads the tiny fish across a piece of lettuce
She notices a small note at the bottom of the can
Written on it is a telephone number

Curious, she dials, and is told, "Don't move, lady, we'll be right over"
Placing the phone back on the hook, she turns
To see three smartly dressed men standing in her kitchen doorway
Before she realizes what is happening to her
She is rolled tightly in long sheets of cellophane
Transported to an international airport and placed on a waiting jet-liner
All this being too much for her to comprehend, she passes out

Upon awakening, she finds herself in a strange, foreign speaking nation
'Dalas nekcihc dna tihs nekcihc neewteb
Ecnereffid eht wonk ot suineg a ekat t'nseod ti'
Alone, fearing her escape impossible
She seeks comfort in the arms of a confidential agent

With the trace of her kiss still warm upon his lips
He betrays her to the hands of three scientists
Who are engaged in diabolical, avant-garde experiments previously
Performed only on insects and other small, meaningless creatures
Using her as their subject, they are delighted with the results
For the first time, a human being is transformed into a, shh, top secret

Meanwhile, back in Portland, Maine

Her husband Don, now chain-smoking 40 packs of cigarettes a day
Sits at a local bar and has a few beers with the regulars
Bored, everyone's attention turns to the television set
That just hangs from the wall, welcome to bowling for dollars

Suddenly, crazy Al says
"S-say, Don, there sure is something familiar about that bowling ball"
To which the terrified Don replies
"Oh my God! That bowling ball, it's my wife!"

And the lesson we learn from this story is
Next time you place your order, don't forget to say, "No anchovies please"

[miliantnutcase]

It’s as if it’s beyond belief governments wouldn’t try to develop ways of manipulating weather or climate. I’m sure they’ve been trying for 70 years now.

[Bucky14]

Mr President, we must not allow this mine shaft gap!

[Bucky14]

We always have “Plan R” to fall back on.

[Old Sarge]

Okay, so a new keyboard has to be provided by the IT Department, thank you very much... ;)

[butterdezillion]

Freepmail sent.

[Svartalfiar]

Actually, last time I checked this was an Allied weapon specifically designed to go against Romanov (and later, Yuri).

http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_Control_Device