[Bloody Sam Roberts]

All the illiterate women who read the illiterate book went to see the movie.

I never read the book(s). Never will watch the movies. But read the WikiPedia entry. OMG. I will most definitively ignore he crap out of it.

[Verginius Rufus]

Dave Barry wrote a column about Fifty Shades of Grey last spring to spare the rest of us from needing to read it. It was reposted here a few days ago. Classic Dave Barry.