Yes, I get all that. But if I had one, would my wife be on time for church?
LOL. I tried an experiment several years ago one night before leaving on vacation. Knowing that my plan to leave and my wife's best intentions to meet the plan was typically a 60 to 90 minutes difference, I stayed up late the night before and reset several clocks in the house. (This is before I-phones and such). It was the most relaxing loading of the truck and start of a road trip I can remember. My wife did not realize we were actually on "my" time getting out until we were rolling out of the neighborhood and she told me my clock was wrong. A grin and a wink explained why I was so calm and patient all morning.