Rusty0604 said “Any Democrats proposing slow cooker registration?”
That’s right! We better confiscate the slow cookers. Only professional chefs can be entrusted to use them safely. Any non-professional chefs using them to cook dinner as an excuse will have to be imprisoned in order to keep the public safe. This is another public health crisis that only the Federal government has the resources to solve. Now, we can feel safe because the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives & Slow Cookers is on the job! Whew!
Leni