“I’ve always wanted to be a Freemason, but all I got was this lousy ZOT”
Hey, I know, maybe FR should become a super secret organization. We could hold rituals, in the forest, and even “invite” Alex Jones to come along to film us (but not really, we’d do the actual ceremony when he’s “caught” and forced to leave with what he filmed already, thus disseminating false info)
The world will NEVER KNOW our REAL ceremonies revolve around beer, pizza, loud belches and scratching ourselves in inappropriate places.
To do all this though, we’ll have to unzot the Master. Just sayin’
Decoder rings and beeberstuner 9000’s in every home!
Then on to whirled domination!